You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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