How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Randomize