I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize