So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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