Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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