Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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