Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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