I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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