VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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