google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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