i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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