ya dads aren't the best wingmen
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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