There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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