butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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