More tranny stories later!
Just cropdusted the office
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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