Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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