Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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