Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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