And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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