sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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