just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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