it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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