Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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