Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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