So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
sarcasm needs its own font
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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