she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The best revenge is premature balding
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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