Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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