i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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