oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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