also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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