Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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