You're completely useless in the revolution.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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