Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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