my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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