4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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