she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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