I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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