just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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