But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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