You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm like, not good at living.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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