it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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