just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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