escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
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Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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