I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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