haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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