sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Plan B is the new Plan A
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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