Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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