He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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