Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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