shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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