you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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