remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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